REAL Nice Guys Don't Finish Last

For all the "nice guy" losers out there, here are some things that you need to get through your thick skull before you complain about women who abuse you because of your "nice guy" image. Read on, study and learn, before you die a virgin:

1. Women are human. They are not goddesses to whom you must surrender every ounce of your will in order to receive affection. Try having a spine for a change.

2. Don't spend every waking hour around, on the phone with, or tailing behind your lady. Get some friends for chrissakes.
3. Saying "I love you" is fine. Saying it every 2 seconds is not.
4. Same for "I need you" (or any similar emotion-leeching comments)
5. Rule 3 goes double for crying.
6. Some women have very complex psychological problems. Same said women are beyond your rehabilitative capabilities. Save your attention for someone sane enough to appreciate it.
7. Never EVER assume that a second date means that you're hoplessly in love with each other. It just means that you are not a rapist, stalker, blatant chauvinist, or completely unattractive.
8. There are women who will flirt with you, get you to buy them drinks, dinner, or gifts (depending on how clueless you actually are) and unceremoniously dump you when they are done with you. Get real, get over it, and don't let it happen again.
9. Don't answer a question with "I don't care", if you really do.
10. Above all else, COMMUNICATE! If you have a problem, disagree, or just feel like something is bugging you, tell her! How can you fix something if you are the only person who knows that it's broken? THINK man, think. It will always save trouble in the end.

Now, i'm not saying that being a spineless wuss is bad, just that it is as unattractive as being the self-centered, muscle-brained pretty boy who swears that all women live for him and him only. Being a total gentleman is good; having tire tracks up your backside & feeling like roadkill all the time isn't. Take heed, and live well.